summary: joel goes to sleep too early for you, so you take what you need while he’s snoring his old head off
includes: using joel while he’s asleep, needy little thing, 18+ MDNI, creaky old man, pinv, breeding kink (sorta), teasing & playful miller, cowgirl (his fav), raw sex, tender!joel, age gap (implied) dirty talk, praise, greedy!reader, smut, PWP
note: literally woke up in the middle of the night & imagined how sexy it would be to ride joel awake.. need that old man (need him baaaad)
Tags ❅ post-Dance, fluff and smut, p. in v. sex, oral sex (female receiving), multiple orgasms, mild breeding kink, consensual somnophilia
Wordcount ❅ 3,280
After almost two years of absence, your husband Cregan finally returns home from war. The two of you spend a long, heated night rediscovering each other’s body.
A frantic atmosphere had taken over Winterfell as your husband’s banners had been spotted on the horizon, estimating their arrival within the hour. After almost two years of a bloody war ending with a child on the throne, the Northerners were finally coming home to their mothers, wives, and children.
As the sound of hooves and cries of merry welcomes came from the Winter Town, you felt your breath leave your chest, and soon the first horses were crossing the gates of the stronghold.
You held onto your composure as best as you were able, your nails digging into the back of your hand as tears rose to your eyes—finally, your lord husband entered the courtyard, his noble bearing recognizable among his men.
Sitting atop a large mare, he cut the perfect image of the victorious warrior, a heavy cloak of furs wrapped around his shoulders and the wide, ancestral swords of his family strapped to his back.
